If Ben Bernake is a Traitor, What Does That Make Rick Perry?

During George the Lesser’s reign people with legitimate beefs with the regime were labeled as traitors or accused of hating America. Now, one of the first statements Rick Perry issued was to call Fed Chairman Ben Bernacke a traitor for proposing a monetary policy that Perry didn’t like.

Prongs and Sockets: Donohue Has a Short Between the Ears

Catholic League president Bill Donohue is outraged. Outraged because those damn gays are getting married. Bill says that if you open the door, a Rick Santorumesque world holds sway – threesomes and moresomes will suck all the life out of the Catholic church and bring the human race to ruination.

Christian College Bans National Anthem

In a bit of a twist, a Christian school has banned the National Anthem.What? None of the usual insistence that not wearing a flag pin makes you a traitor and not placing your hand over your heart is tantamount of crapping on Old Glory?

Michele Bachmann: Bikini or Nude?

It seems Michele Bachmann made a big splash at the Republican debates when she formally threw her hat into the ring. But, many of her supporters may have wished she’d thrown her panties in instead.