Randomness: Capitalism Fail Style

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird, funny, stupid, and wtf articles. This week: clam flavored beer, cupcake flavored vodka, beaver anal gland ice cream, a roller coaster orgasm, the royal wedding spicy style, Jesus gives a woman an orgasm, and Pippa’s ass gets its own Twitter account.

Randomness: Cheer Up Japan Style

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird and WTF articles. This week: The Japanese are back, naked guy shoots a SWAT robot, Toronto’s Slut Walk, gay cavemen, guy torches his girlfriend’s apartment in a “fecal rampage”, big boobs too scary for French mayor, a taco shootout, and a wayward javelin through the hip and out the ass…that’ll leave a mark.

Randomness: Genuflection Style

A random roundup of humorous, weird, stupid, and wtf articles. This week: The Church of John Coltrane, finger bangs by Jesus, celebrity burping videos, Gary Busey working the pole, Alan Simpson on “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg”, hairy penis lost to evolution, canned cow farts, the Chinese Boob Clamp, and the famous Charlie Sheen sandwich.

Common Corporate Sense

Just as CEO’s don’t get out of bed in the morning plotting on who to kill today, regulations don’t come about needlessly. They come about as the result of someone not doing something that should have.

Randomness: No Surprise Style

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird, funny, stupid, and wtf articles. This week: Coochie-Coochie says Madonna has diarrhea, Paula Deen flies of phalluses, drunken autoeroticism, stallion semen energy drinks, monkeys bathing in yellow snow, Michael Fassbender gives horses hard-ons, Slut Soup, and Rent-a-Grave.