Newt Gingrich: Leading the Cockroach Ticket

Newt Gingrich has an ego as big as all outdoors, or at least a big as Donald Trump’s. He’s a historian with only a nodding acquaintance with text book history and his own self-professed place in it. The other thing Newt has is a propensity for pissing people off. People like voters and political allies in his own party. While this isn’t an altogether useless skill in an election, it isn’t so great when a President has to work with people rather than through them. If cockroaches will survive nuclear holocaust Newt will be right there tossing garbage to them.

Parody Canceled, Crackpot Rabbi Blames Earthquake on Gays

I had planned a parody post today. The basic idea was simple: Fundamentalist crackpot, Pat Robertson, would announce that yesterday’s east coast earthquake and coming hurricane were caused because of “teh gays”. However, a real pronouncement ruined the whole thing, except that instead of a brain-addled Christian bringing the “funny” a Rabbi harshed everyone’s mellow.

Randomness: W(ho)re, W(ho)re, W(ho)re Style

More random stuff from around the webernets. This week: Kardashin girls smear mayo on their hoochies, scientists find a ‘liberal’ gene, a fat lady shoplifts, celebs singing Let it Be, craziest naked women in news, penis guns, and of course, lots of robot and Japanese randomnalia.