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Randomness: Osama bin Layin’ Style

Omnipotent Poobah — Sun, 15 May 2011 17:00:50 +0000

CHARMING CHELSEY CHARMS - Great googly mogglies! Click photo for more >>

In Memorial to Osama bin Laden’s Porn Collection

Clearly Not the Sharpest Tools in the Knife Block

The Politics of the Insane

Oh God!

One Man’s Odd is Another Man’s Hilarity

Your Online Carny Experience

Glow in the Dark Japanalia

Robotopalooza

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Randomness: Arts and Sciences Style

Omnipotent Poobah — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:48:14 +0000

Puttin' on the Feedbag

Patrons of the Arts & Sciences

Just Plain Odd

Capitalists Will Buy Anything

Stupid is as Stupid Does…Repeatedly

Take Me to Your Leader

They’ve Been Eating the Rancid Sushi Again

Randomness: Chippy D. Style

Omnipotent Poobah — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 16:51:18 +0000

“Invisible Gurls” (Katy Perry vs. Genesis)

Ummm, Sexy

Just Keep Repeating, ‘It’s Only the Internet’

Dear Deer - King of the Japanese Weird. Click photo for more >>

Ripley Rolling in His Grave

BZZZZ, Click, WHRRRRRR

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Not the Sharpest Shivs on the Cell Block

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Randomness: Darwin Style

Omnipotent Poobah — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:30:29 +0000

PEE YEW! - Martha worked at the same job, every day, for over 45 years before first questioning her choice of career. Click photo for more >>

Proof the Darwinism Does Too Exist

I thought I already knew enough about piss. Clearly, I was wrong.
Caution, master thespians at work.
Honest officer. I was only doing 100 mph in a 25 mph zone. Can’t we just overlook it as a youthful mistake this time?
Now I can see why Bristol Palin makes big buckage on the speaking circuit.
Remember, the safe phrase is, “Get those goddamn handcuffs off me you kinky bitch!”
“Turn left at the next corner. Go straight for 1.3 miles. Do not merge with traffic.“
Kids hitting each other in the balls is just what little pricks kids do.
The name’s Bieber, Justin Bieber and he really brings out the freakily delusional.
Saucin’ up the old burrito hole.
Grim Eater terrorizes funerals. Feasts on 3-day old cold tuna casserole, deli-trays, and fruit arrangements.
So that’s where all my missing socks end up.
PFFT! BP can’t hold a candle to the Great Boston Molassacre.
The makers of Viagra made an unfortunate typo in their, “call your doctor if you have an erection lastin more than four hours” warning. It turns out there’s a big difference between 4 and 27.
One hundred reasons why parents should take a proficiency exam before the baby is born.

Time for Crime

AX MAN - Jimmy Sawyer was voted Most Likely to Be a Chainsaw Massacrer in his senior class. Click photo for more >>

Taylor soon found out that cage fighting was anything but fake. Wrestling? Not so much.
Ashley Simpson I hereby sentence you to the maximum fine of $7 329.
So who knew that trimming the old twig and berries while driving would be a crime? Then again, he was all slick and smooth for his next date.
In my day, you’d get a swirly for doing something like that.
In a virtually stunning virtual crime wave, virtual thieves made off with virtually €840 worth of virtual furniture, virtually.
Fergie is Fergilicious – for $100 and change a night.
He may be a criminal, but you have to give him props for being efficient. How many thieves bring the witnesses with them to get arrested?
Wow, airport security is tight in India. They even prevent fliers from flying.
Quiet everyone, James is going for the never-before attempted triple splooge with a half twist into a doggie-style money shot. It will be magnificent if he makes it.
Apparently not clear on the concept of burn treatment, police sprayed the man with pepper spray instead of cooling him down.
It was a clear case of “poopstaken” identity.
Amanda brought new meaning to the saying, got him by the balls.

Time for ‘This Week in Japan’

It’s true that bathing toads in meth isn’t normal, but it’s the quickest way to sanitize them before eating them for lunch.
Great! Jerky of the living dead.
Is it stupid? Yes. Is it weird? Not in Japan.
Early experiments with 3D porn didn’t go far after the skinny guy was doing the BBW and fell in.

Free Market Capitalism at Its Worst

At first it seemed like a really bad idea, but after wearing whale puke on a hot day, Jenny found it had a not unpleasant odor.
Huzzah for Benign Girl!
Chicken shit for $3.99 each or $3 for $10. I wonder if that’s for the jumbo turds or the small runny plops.
More proof that Bruce Willis is this century’s most important actor.
What’s next, SmellyVision™?
Barbie was not as squeaky clean as her reputation would suggest.
Dammit! They’re action figures. Not dolls.
Well knock me down with a diamond-encrusted dog rocket.

Stuff That’s Odd, But Not Nearly Odd Enough for Ripley’s

OUR LITTLE MAN - The photographer caught little Frankie at the exact moment he became a man.

“Damn comnist terrists.” (Dave Away From Home)
Until reading a little more closely, it became apparent that The Cross-Country Underwear Drive wasn’t some sort of Canadian Cannonball Run.
I loves me that old school disco music.
Now Hollywood has taken to making remakes of remakes.
“I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an a ** from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!”
Let’s give it up for Snoop Hammy Ham!
Thanks for nothing Lisa Marie, Debbie, Germaine, Jackie, Tito, Randy, Marlon, La Toya, Rebbie, Janet – and especially you Dad. Wooo hooo.
Dr. Who travels through time, isn’t LSD just another kind of “trip”?
Boobie Girl is the true story of how Heidi Montag grew up to have huge boobs, date a certified douchebag, and be famous for being famous.
The first sign that couples therapy isn’t working is when the therapist just says, “Oh, go ahead and do it to get it out of your system.”
Can you not hear me now?
I’m not sure if she’s too hot to be a banker, but I would’ve definitely enjoyed it more when the banks screwed us.
BWAWK! Polly wanna Wabo Cabo margarita, blended, light salt, hold the lime.
Good God, it’s the end of the Google as we know it.
There’s a fine line between genius and “postulating your wiener“.
When life hands you shit, make a shit sandwich.
Right vs. left.
Even superheroes can have a bad day.

Robots: Ya Can’t Live With ‘Em, Ya Can’t Live Without ‘Em

Sander gradually took his robot fetish just a wee bit too far.
Never let your robot play without his jox strap.
Hey, whaddaya mean Costume of Doom?

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Conservative Ricochet Rabbits Start New Website

Omnipotent Poobah — Wed, 19 May 2010 01:06:27 +0000

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? - Conservative funny man Michael Steele's turn as a conservative blogger from the hood didn't fare well, but perhaps the new conservative website will allow him to make a comeback.

Conservatives are trying to have fun again, and that’s never a good thing. Michael Steele blogging about the mean streets of the Georgetown hood fell flat, although that walking, talking avatar was sort of neat in a paleo-Flash kind of way. Fox News’ uber-fun 1/2 Hour News Hour disappeared so fast it made Ann Coulter’s Adam’s apple spin. The “humor” being confined to a Nostrasdumbassian reference to Sarah Palin’s Half Governor, Whole Governor, All Grizzly Momma Show.

Now, from that dark, distinctly unfunny corner of the web comes a Facebook for the conservative set – Ricochet. I’ll resist a Big Dick Cheney™ reference here – oops, too late.

Ricochet ought to be right up the old conservative poop chute. It’s being compared to a conservative cocktail party that looks nothing like anything else on the net, unless you consider looking exactly like everything else on the net as different.

Twitter-Size Hole in the Information Cobblestone Highway
“It will not be a news aggregator, or a megachat like Daily Kos,” said James Poulous, Richochet’s Managing Commandant of Fun. “but instead will be a feed like Facebook or Twitter or Tumbler.”

Yes, there IS a Twitter-size hole in the information cobblestone highway begging to be filled by non-union labor. Yet another group of fear-crazed, grammar-challenged, protest sign typoists is just what the country needs right now.

The site’s producers apparently don’t think Fox news and every AM radio station on the planet provides enough chances for conservative fun. “There is plenty of space in the online world for a center-right website with a sense of fun, of talking back and forth among conservatives.”

And indeed there would be if they simply talked instead of yelled batshit crazily like LimbaHaniBeck. Although, I don’t think they could go wrong with a regular Orly Taitz bit. She’s he-frickin-larious!

‘Baggers’ DOES NOT Have a Sexual Connotation
I know the baggers – don’t get all huffy, we all know it’s not sexual, the term was coined in relationship to grocery baggers – birthers, and conspiracy plot makers just wanna be like Cindy Lauper and have fun – good, clean, heterosexual fun.

But dudes, go with your strengths. When your idea of fun is incessantly saying “no” like Rainman as a toddler, your material is a little limited. It’s hard to base a website on an unending string of conservatives giving abstinence lectures supported by their mistresses and calling Obama a Kenyan Kommunist. You know, like Michelle Malkin covers the entire spectrum of thought from grapes to raisins.

But on the up side, you already have the technology end of things covered. I hear Ted Stevens is available and has a solid grasp of .php and xhtml.

But be forewarned, I hear he doesn’t work well with others.

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