The Dirty Secrets of a Blogger

A fellow blogger once described me as, “a curmudgeon sitting on the porch, throwing firecrackers at the birds.” That’s a pretty good description I think. My posts are often cranky, snarky, and downright insulting. I don’t suffer fools gladly nor often demure from political incorrectness.

Gittin’ Jiggy in the Whole Foods Parking Lot

Yes, yes you can spin the whole cashed up greenie thang into a few minutes of tasty white-boy rap. Whole Foods Parking Lot is the first project from culture vulture collaborative Fog and Smog. It makes fun of that whole hybrid ecosystem, Smart Car, mini-shopping cart, and overpriced vegetables thing.

Randomness: The Answer to, ‘You Think You’re Smarter Than a Third Grader’

EVERY CHILD LEFT BEHIND – A chilling demonstration of why Americans must be the biggest morons on Earth.