Poobahs’ Believe It or Not

• Your cell phone may be killing honeybees
• Man Licking Shoes on New York Subway
• Growth Chemical Leads to Exploding Watermelons in China
• Russia arrests man who ate human liver with potatoes
• Was Stalin behind the Roswell UFOs?
• ‘Miracle May’ Survives Fall From Sky After Bird Attack
• Man Fakes Robbery, Beats Himself Up For Oprah Tickets
• String Of BB Gun Shootings By Man Frustrated With Life
• The Human Ashtray Sets World Record
• Thief Steals Woman’s ‘Virgin’ Hair
• Poop, there it is: City investigates feces dumped on train tracks (Tim Pratt)
• New Zealand trucker ‘blown up like balloon’ by air hose
• Farmer gives chickens ‘glasses’ to stop them fighting
• Girl Shot Dad With Arrow For Taking Away Phone
• Nazis Tried To Train Dogs To Read, Write, And Speak
• Prozac Killing Great Lakes’ Bacteria
• Woman Attacks Roommate With Butter
• Awful Celebrity First Jobs: Victoria Beckham, A Sperm

Everything I Know About Business I Learned at Trump Univ.

• 7-Eleven (Almost) Covers Up Facebook Fail
• Mexico town’s mutant pointy boots create a craze
• G-Point mouse will be a hit in your office
• New Bonus for Top Employees — Hookers!
• You’ll Die, but the Stride You’re Chewing Will Live On
• Glade Ass Plugs

Dangly Bits

• Woman Wins Right To Watch Porn & Masturbate At Work
• Elvis Crespo Caught Masturbating On Airplane, Suavemente, Of Course
• Facts About Breasts
• Virginia Sugar Daddy Paid For College, Gave Women Spankings
• First ever L-cup unveiled as breasts get larger
• United Airlines Passenger, Single-Handedly Joins Mile High Club
• X Factor-style TV show Porn Stars to audition adult film actors
• Lawyer objects to buxom woman at trial

Jesus Rose, Then Went Back to Bed

• Man and Woman Claim To Be Jesus And Mary Magdalene
• S. Korean man crucified himself over Easter
• It Must Be Friday! Fish Stick Has Image of Jesus Christ
• Who Is That?!
• Zombie Jesus
• God Is Doing A Nu Thang
• Jesus Toasters
• Holy Turtle Found on Day of Rapture
• Decapitated Head Of St. Vitalis, Patron Saint Of Genital Disease, To Be Sold
• Cult Believes Putin is Reincarnation of St. Paul

Say Hello to the Sperminator 5000

• The greatest robots in movie history
• Awesome Androids You Can Actually Own
• “Blinky” Short Film About a Creepy Robot
• Introducing: Handjob Bot
• Reader-made trailers for Robopocalypse
• Researchers Unveil Ultra Realistic Robot Clone

Japan, Still Crazy After All These Years

• Boutaoshi- The Crazy New Sport In Japan
• “Cat Ears” Respond to Brain Waves

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In Memorial to Osama bin Laden’s Porn Collection

• Bieber-impersonating porn dude will jack it if you buy him stuff
• Sperm ATM
• Porn stash: 3 ways US has tried to sully bin Laden’s image
• Osama bin Laden Sold Condoms
• What’s so funny about fake sex
• Northwestern University cancels class after live sex show
• Bin Laden Had ‘Herbal Viagra’
• Lady Gaga’s Heels Get the Shaft
• Ron Jeremy and Pair of Sheep Keep Porn Away From Kids
• 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List
• Swedish condoms with bunny rabbit hockey

Clearly Not the Sharpest Tools in the Knife Block

• Master of Suicide
• Man high on bath salts kills neighbor’s goat
• Woman Stashes Knives in Surprising Places
• Bloody Naked Burglar Caught Eating Raw Chicken
• “Human Barbie” Mom Teaches Her 7-Year-Old To Pole Dance
• Cannibal to Suicidal Person: Can I Eat Your Body After You Die?
• Kendra on ‘Dancing’ — Booted ‘Cause She Tooted?
• Boys Suspended For Farting On School Bus
• Man Steps in Peanut Butter, Destroys Art

The Politics of the Insane

• Top Seven Stupidest Advocacy Groups
• Rand Paul’s Mr. Whipple Moment
• 7 Ridiculous Laws Against Women
• My Conversation With Donald Trump
• Law Banning Flat Bed Sheets
• Wasilla High School Bans Song By Gay Rock Legend

Oh God!

• Surfing Madonna may be wiped out
• Indian Sadhu Has Kept His Right Hand Up for the Last 38 Years
• ‘God Loves You’ — Tattooed Forehead Says
• Marketers of the apocalypse

One Man’s Odd is Another Man’s Hilarity

• A Gallery of Banana Sculpture Art
• Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Makes Prom Dream Come True
• Placenta Teddy Bears Are Pretty Disgusting
• Thermochromic Urinal
• Man Interested in Doodled Penises on Subway Ads
• 5-Year-Old With Credit Card = Financial Disaster
• $1,500 Prada Mary Janes Come With a Leg Built In
• 7 Calendars I’m Shocked Even Exist
• That’s Mean!
• Grandma Channels Michael Jackson
• 21 Small Animal Commandos
• Wolverine On The Cheap
• Girls Making Gun Sounds (Gabriel ‘Skuzzy’ Zolman)
• 10 Awesome Cubicles
• 10 Worst Things Texas Has Given to the Modern World
• Katy Perry Singing Rebecca Black’s Friday
• Cleaner than Shit

Your Online Carny Experience

• Woman wakes from surgery with British accent
• Builder’s Bum
• Teenager carries friend on back for 8 years
• Magnetic boy can carry pans on chest

Glow in the Dark Japanalia

• Japanese invent a box that can simulate a kiss over the Internet
• Wearable Cat Ears
• 10 strangest themes in Japanese porn
• Dog Poop Insurance

Robotopalooza

• Robot can catch a baseball with ease
• HyDRAS-Arm
• Automaton Harpist
• Junkbot struggles to adapt in the digital era
• Give A Robot A Lightsaber, He’s Going to Want a Partner To Spar

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People Who Buy Crap and the People Who Make It

• Clam Flavored Beer
• Cheese shoes take things in brie-lliant new direction
• Glowing Blue Pork Found in China
• Instructional Bath Towel Makes Drying Off More Sanitary
• For Sale: 1 Red Ferrari. Made of Wool
• Kate Moss Breeds With a Bunny
• 10 Dumbest Gadgets Ever Made
• 10 Most Inappropriate Celebrity Product Lines
• Bizarre Vending Machines
• Cupcake-Flavored Vodka

Hmm…That’s…Umm…Interesting

• There’s Beaver Anal Gland in Ice Cream
• Tech Company Job Requirement: Nudity
• Finally, a Human Specimen for Iceland Penis Museum
• Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes
• 5 Movies and TV Shows Featuring Nip Slips
• Death by Hickey?
• M1 pressed into action by board man
• Unusual Wedding In China
• Real Madrid Drops Trophy Under Bus
• French Bull Dog Boogies with Owner
• Secret to Trump’s Hair Revealed
• Michele Bachmann Says The Darndest Things
• Hot Girl Firing Automatic Weapons
• 10 Weird Allergies That Actually Exist
• Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship
• Tillamook Wants You to Have Sex With Its Cheese
• Mom, Daughters Survive Tornado in Tanning Bed
• Termites eat millions of rupees
• Man urinates on store’s cough drops
• Human Skin Machine Gun
• Roller Coaster Orgasm

How’s That Workin’ Out for Ya?

• Man Catches On Fire In San Francisco Adult Store
• Depressed NZ man cooks and eats his own finger
• Mailman Caught Pooping in Citizen’s Yard
• Lawyer Likens Rape Victim’s Vagina to Venus Flytrap
• Koran-Burning Pastor Accidentally Fires Gun in Mich. Parking Lot
• Tea Partiers Are Crazy, Love Donald Trump
• Mall evacuated after umbrella mistaken for gun
• Woman & Dogs Found Dead, Man Kills Himself With Saw
• Gaddafi Troops Raping, Issued Viagra
• Man Shot In The Face With A Dildo
• Cops Searching For Butt Sniffer
• Inmate hurt trying to break up fighting officers
• Donald Trump to Prove the Authenticity of Hair

Those Darn Royals

• Kate Middleton Found On A Jellybean
• Kate Middleton’s Brother Is A Cross-Dressing Otter
• The Hat at The Royal Wedding
• Pippa Middleton’s bum mash-up
• Pippa Middleton’s butt gets its own Twitter account

You Can’t Swing a Dead Cat Without Hitting Jesus

• Face of Jesus appears on tea towel
• Nails from Jesus’s cross found
• Face of Jesus appears on log
• Captured Image Of Jesus On A Poppy Petal
• Best of the Raptor Jesus Meme
• Scares of the faithful as 16 vicars hit theme park rides
• Jesus gives woman orgasm

Japan’s Getting Back to What It Does Best…Being Weird

• Gaudiest Japanese Host Club: Shinjuku Ai
• Only in Japan
• The Weirdest Video You’ll EVER See!
• Really Weird Photos From Japan
• Cartoon about the first kiss of a boy and a girl

Who Doesn’t Love a Good Robot?

• The Punching Robot
• Robot Throws First Pitch At Phillies Game
• Hot Robots
• The mighty robots of Fukushima
• A Robotic Beggar
• Animatronic Elvis Presley Head
• Mini Warrior Robot

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• Japanese Mimes are Freaking Awesome
• Japanese Brothel from Inside
• 7 of the most disturbing Japanese inventions

Those Tireless Workers of the Exploited Mechanical Class

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• Yeah Right!
• Shoulder-Mounted Camera Avatar
• Sexy Female Robots and Androids
• World’s Most Realistic Robot
• Naked man opens fire on SWAT robot in Florida

A Sucker’s Born Every 59.63 Seconds

• Buy a satellite dish, get a free gun
• The Typescreen
• Avvo Plastic Surgery Rewards® Card
• Rent-a-Wheel
• Unilever Tackles the Ugly Underarm
• Man Tries To Sell Military Spy Plane On eBay

It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

• Naked woman rescued from cliff
• Starbucks Finds Resting Place in Texas Funeral Home
• Nasty Birth
• Obese man cut out of house, sat in chair for 2 years
• Students Angry, University Pays $32K for Snooki to Speak
• Teacher Mocks 7-Year-Old Student’s Hair on Facebook
• Bounce House Flies Across Three Lanes of Traffic…Kids Inside
• 50 Most Perverted Newspaper Headlines
• Man pleads guilty to tattooing toddler
• The Rhode Island School of Design Fightin’ Dicks
• Elfin Ears The Newest Cosmetic Surgery Craze

Sexual Healing

• Toronto‘s ’Slut Walk’ Protest
• Mayor removes statue because its boobs are too big
• A public service announcement (Daveawayfromhome)
• Bunny Girl, Big Willie’s Burlesque Music Released
• 12 Celebrity Blow-Up Dolls You Secretly Want To Bone
• Naked Therapy and More Nude Professions
• British Mechanic Has Over 240 Love Dolls
• Rate My Vajazzle – Do You Like it Shiny Baby?
• Sexual Practices We Were Totally Unaware Of
• Top 10 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay
• Anti Fart Ads
• Researchers Unearth ‘First Gay Caveman’

Really? The Hell You Say!

• Famous Babies All Growed Up
• eOops, Brother and Sister Reunite on Bizarre Blind Date
• Stop The Sag!
• Squirrel rescued from toilet by Goose
• Why pregnant women eat dirt
• Fart Machine Confuses A Dog
• Man writes using 43 different body parts
• Teen Has Javelin Go Through His Hip & Exit Via His Ass

Surfing the Crime Wave

• Man Fires Gun Over Taco Bell Price Change
• Naked convict falls through ceiling
• Willie Nelson Ordered To Sing Judge’s Favorite Song
• Man sets ex-girlfriend’s apartment ablaze in fecal rampage
• Joel McHale, E! Sued By Dwarf Couple
• Fake leg used to stop a robber
• Nude Man Runs Down LA Highway
• Ohio Man Cited For Barking At Dog

Damn! He Really is Everywhere

• ‘Thorn from Jesus’s crucifixion crown’ goes on display at Brit Museum
• Cheesus!
• The King’s face found on a bug in Singapore forest

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That Crown of Thorns Hurt Much?

• Thomas Jefferson’s Cut-and-Paste Bible (Ashley Richards)
• Super Pastor Fighter
• The VelociPastor
• Holy spirit
• John Coltrane As A Saint At The Church of John Coltrane
• Family sees Jesus in a tree
• WWJD if he was a jerk?
• Man claims pizza pan holds image of Jesus Christ
• Who’s sending churches sex CDs?
• Old Man Plays Saw for Jesus
• Pole Dancing For Jesus
• Finger Banged By Jesus

List of Lists

• 10 Greatest Celebrity Burping Videos
• 10 silliest pro wrestling characters of all-time
• 10 Most Paused Movie Scenes
• 15 Strangest People at ATMs
• 20 Famous Folks You Can Have Sex With Tonight
• 10 Wussiest Robots
• 8 Machines That Will Wipe Out Mankind
• 20 Photos Of Hot Girls With Beavers
• 13 Tasteless Costumes

Attack of the Darwin Fails

• Toddler Stashed in Overhead Bin
• Delta Passenger Assaults Passenger then Punches Air Marshall
• Shopper steals bras for his girlfriend getting out of jail
• Gary Busey Works The Pole
• Sack of Urine Snares Bank Robber
• Man Stocked Walmart Shelves With Photos in Drag
• Man Interrupts Own Haircut for Assault

All Politics is Local Stupid

• Alan Simpson Disses Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg
• Woman Aroused by Factually Defective Budget Crusade
• Jan Brewer Left Speechless As Teleprompter Fails
• NH lawmaker suggests sending disabled to Siberia

Science is Sexy

• Next Alternative Energy Source: Pee
• Oldest Wild Bird In U.S. Has Chick At 60
• Hydra Tower: Skyscraper Harnesses Lightning Energy
• Spending Thousands on Clapton Guitars Is a Scientific Condition
• Lost in evolution: a hairy penis, a tiny brain

Ummmm, OK

• Front View Boys
• Rear View Girls
• Aussies demonstrate fine art of skiing on watermelons
• Dull Men’s Club
• Show Us Your Long Drop
• Canned cow farts
• Bigfoot Files Free Speech Suit
• Brown Goblin: The World’s First Pooperhero
• Smelly Proof Official Commercial
• Pimple Pop WIN!
• The Charlie Sheen Sandwich
• The Public Farter
• Condom Stunt Arouses Anger in Polish Town
• To Stop Your Dog From Barking, Breastfeed Her
• Chinese Boob Clamp Ad Mesmerizes All

To Infinity and Beyond!

• Robot Helps Autistic Kids
• Android, take a letter
• Robot Mouth: Creepiest Robot Ever
• Japan a robot power everywhere except at nuker plant
• Latest ISS Crew Member is a Humanoid Robot
• Synchronized Robot Christmas Dance
• Home Care Robot

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