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		<title>Sasha Sashays Into Trouble</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sex work holds an odd niche in America. To some, it's strictly taboo in any situation. To others it's a personal choice based on pay, circumstance (both private and public), or genuine preference for the work. Even sex workers have a difficult time in defining it as empowering or misogynistic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_6119" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 512px"><a href="http://omnipotentpoobah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/shashreading.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-6119" title="shashreading" src="http://omnipotentpoobah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/shashreading.png" alt="Sasha Grey Reading" width="502" height="299" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">SASHA GREY - The former porn star demonstrates her commitment to the community by reading to kids.</p></div>
<p><a class="zem_slink" title="Sex worker" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_worker" rel="wikipedia">Sex work</a> holds an odd niche in America. To some, it&#8217;s strictly taboo in any situation. To others it&#8217;s a personal choice based on pay, circumstance (both private and public), or genuine preference for the work. Even sex workers have a difficult time in defining it as empowering or misogynistic.</p>
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<p>The line between moral turpitude and hating both the sin and the sinner is a thin one indeed. Many people suggest Supreme Court Justice <a class="zem_slink" title="Potter Stewart" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potter_Stewart" rel="wikipedia">Potter Stewart</a>&#8216;s definition was a too-weak copout that opened the floodgates to all sorts of naughtiness and moral rot.</p>
<p>&#8220;I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description [<a class="zem_slink" title="Hardcore pornography" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardcore_pornography" rel="wikipedia">hard-core pornography</a>]&#8220;; Stewart wrote in an opinion, &#8220;and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But <em>I know it when I see it&#8230;</em>&#8221;</p>
<p>Last week a perfect example popped up in the news. <a title="Sasha Grey has officially retired from porn flicks" href="http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/juice/content/sasha-grey-has-officially-retired-porn-flicks">Former porn star</a> and current mainstream actress <a class="zem_slink" title="Sasha Grey" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey" rel="wikipedia">Sasha Grey</a> participated in <a class="zem_slink" title="Read Across America" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Read_Across_America" rel="wikipedia">Read Across America</a> by reading <a class="zem_slink" title="Dav Pilkey" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dav_Pilkey" rel="wikipedia">Dav Pilkey</a>&#8216;s <em><a class="zem_slink" title="Dog Breath" href="http://www.amazon.com/Dog-Breath-Dav-Pilkey/dp/0439598397%3FSubscriptionId%3D0G81C5DAZ03ZR9WH9X82%26tag%3Dzemanta-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0439598397" rel="amazon">Dog Breath</a></em> to first and third graders. A predictable <a title="Porn Star Slammed for Reading to Elementary School Children" href="http://collegecandy.com/2011/11/12/porn-star-slammed-for-reading-to-elementary-school-children/">screed-screaming uproar</a> immediately followed.</p>
<p><strong>A Fatal Psychological Blast</strong><br />
How dare a filthy tramp read a kid&#8217;s book in a kid&#8217;s class? Just her meer presence was a fatal psychological blast to pious kids&#8217; mental health. But, a few things further confuse an already confusing situation.</p>
<div id="attachment_6120" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 237px"><a href="http://omnipotentpoobah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/laurareading.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-6120" title="laurareading" src="http://omnipotentpoobah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/laurareading.png" alt="Laura Bush Reading" width="227" height="232" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">LAURA BUSH READING - Laura Bush demonstrates her commitment to the commuunity...not that much different than Sasha Grey, is it?</p></div>
<p><em>Dog Breath</em> is a run of the mill elementary school page turner. There was no mention of sex in the book or classroom. The accused trollope was presumably approved by the Los Angeles school district (though they <a title="Porn Legend Sasha Grey Reads to 1st Graders, School Attempts Cover-Up" href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/11/porn-star-sasha-grey-reads-students-school-district/">insisted she never appeared</a> &#8211; photos to the contrary). Teachers monitored the readings to help protect the tikes from life&#8217;s fleshy evils. And, I assume the complaints probably came from a member of the pious set slogging through the evil porn muck they condemned.</p>
<p>But, there&#8217;s another Sasha Grey. She <a title="Ex-Porn Star Causes Ruckus Reading to Kids" href="http://www.newser.com/story/133170/ex-porn-star-causes-ruckus-reading-to-kids.html"><em>volunteered</em> to read in a successful program</a>. That&#8217;s a rare thing in these budget-decimated days. <a title="I Will NOT Quit Reading to Schoolchildren" href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/11/sasha-grey-porn-star-elementary-school/#.Tr7JcFaNOSo">She said she&#8217;d volunteer again</a>, though that&#8217;s a remote prospect given the current uproar.</p>
<p><strong>Why Were Mommy and Daddy Showing Their Kid Porn?</strong><br />
If you&#8217;re one of the stone-casters, remember that she quit several years ago to follow a mainstream career &#8211; a move that would seem consistent with the view that she should cast the sin from her life to pave the way to salvation. Further, the morbid preoccupation over who she <em>was</em> didn&#8217;t extend to the young scholars. If it did, why were mommy and daddy showing the kid porn? Otherwise, how would they know who Sasha was.</p>
<p>Sex &#8211; whether for work, pleasure, or procreation &#8211; is a personal choice. How does it matter if you&#8217;re an <a title="Courts Divide Over the Constitutionality of Sex Toy Bans" href="http://writ.news.findlaw.com/grossman/20091110.html?=features">Alabaman needing a vibrator</a> to tingle your nether reasons? How is gay sex something that should offend one who&#8217;s never seen what goes on behind closed homo-doors? <a class="zem_slink" title="BDSM" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM" rel="wikipedia">BDSM</a>? <a title="Urban Dictionary" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tickle%20fetish">Tickle fetishes</a>? <a title="Urban Dictionary" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Furry%20Fetish">Furry fetishes</a>? The list goes on.</p>
<p>The more important thing here is that she did a public service for the community. We should give her a medal for her public service, not tear her down for having a perfectly legal career that ended several years ago. Your private sexual behavior boils down to this:</p>
<p>Whatever <a title="Urban Dictionary" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upskirt">blows up your skirt</a> (pun intended) should be OK.</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.omgblog.com/2011/02/omg_miley_only_wishes_she_part.php">OMG, Miley only wishes she partied like this</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.wtnh.com/dpps/news/strange/police-suspicious-toilet-with-phone-not-dangerous-ob11-jpe-_3713888">Suspicious toilet with phone not dangerous</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/11/virginia-woman-arrested-in-pig-decapitation-case/">Woman Arrested in Pig Decapitation Case</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.news-journalonline.com/breakingnews/2011/02/orange-city-man-jailed-for-hitting-ex-wife-in-the-face-with-a-grape.html">Man jailed in grape-throwing</a></li>
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<p><strong>Poobah&#8217;s Believe It or Not</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/111798/teen-drops-dead-after-first-kiss.html">Teen Drops Dead After First Kiss</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/855022-dog-survives-32km-drive-stuck-to-the-grill-of-a-car">Dog survives 32km drive stuck to the grill of a car</a></li>
<li><a href="http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/The-25-Funniest-Stick-Figure-Warnings-Of-All-Time.html">25 Funniest Stick Figure Warnings Of All Time</a></li>
<li><a href="http://infodumy.com/2009/10/45-different-types-of-public-toilet-pics-around-the-world/">45 public toilets around the world</a></li>
<li><a href="http://brainz.org/15-smartest-and-dumbest-presidents-united-states/?utm_source=scribol&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=scribol">15 Smartest and Dumbest Presidents</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/history/news-one-and-only-norton-i-unsung-emperor-good-ol-usa?utm_source=scribol&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=scribol">Norton I: America&#8217;s Unsung Emperor</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/02/woman-has-worm-in-eyeball/">Woman Has Worm In Eyeball</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/10/mick-jaggers-privates-small_n_821534.html">Mick Jagger&#8217;s Privates Small?</a></li>
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<p><strong>Proof That Free Market Economies Have a Big Downside<br />
</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://current.com/105ad4c">Girl Scout Cookies I Wish Existed</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ehow.com/facts_7304754_average-salary-waitress-olive-garden.html?utm_source=outbrain&amp;utm_medium=test3">Average Salary of a Waitress at Olive Garden</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/new-fashion-craze-jants">New Fashion Craze: Jants</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.alternet.org/food/149828/a_cheeseburger_made_with_liquid_nitrogen_new_book_hailed_as_the_bible_of_futuristic_culinary_art">A Cheeseburger Made with Liquid Nitrogen</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample">Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/02/08/report-china-fake-rice-plastic/">China’s poor treated to fake rice made from plastic</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/07/shaving-helmet-gets-you-b_n_819771.html">&#8216;Shaving Helmet&#8217; Gets You Bald In 20 Seconds</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news/thai-airline-hires-transsexual-flight-attendants-20110128-1a7gv.html">Thai airline hires transsexual flight attendants</a></li>
<li><a href="http://itgrunts.com/2011/02/09/7-year-old-buys-harrier-fighter-jet-on-ebay/">7 Year Old buys Harrier Fighter Jet on Ebay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Videos/Sports/Introducing-The-Steak-Weight.html">Introducing The Steak Weight</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.pornkins.com/">Porno for Pumpkins</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thisblogrules.com/2011/02/the-ten-most-useless-products-ever.html?utm_source=scribol&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=scribol">Most Useless Products Ever</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/11/unusual-dating-websites_n_820862.html#s237134&amp;title=Cupidtino">Unusual Dating Websites: Vampires, Diapers, Trekkies And More</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/02/the-clap-off-bra/">The Clap Off-Bra</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.wrapanap.com/thewan.html">The  Wrap-a-Nap</a></li>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>So You Think You Have Talent?</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945361">Dance Show Contestant Leaves it All on the Stage</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/worst-choir-ever--14182.html">Worst Choir Ever?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RKozW2vupc&amp;feature=player_embedded">Bulldozers breakdance</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gawker.com/5736034/the-battle-hymn-of-sarah-palin">The Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin</a></li>
<li><a href="http://leftaction.com/action/ignore-sarah-palin-week-228-34">Ignore Sarah Palin Week</a></li>
<li><a href="http://guyism.com/lifestyle/guyism-reports-the-2011-world-air-sex-championships.html">The 2011 World Air-Sex Championships</a> <a title="Not Safe For Work" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSFW"><img title="Not Safe For Work" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/nsfw3.png" border="0" alt="Not Safe For Work" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="42" height="15" align="absmiddle" /></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=deijjyrFPEQ">Brisk Ozzy Normal</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2011/01/19/giant-drunk-puppet-ireland/">Giant Drunk Puppet Roams the Streets of Ireland</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/he-cant-find-his-willy-anymore/">He Can’t Find His Willy Anymore</a> <a title="Not Safe For Work" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSFW"><img title="Not Safe For Work" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/nsfw3.png" border="0" alt="Not Safe For Work" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="42" height="15" align="absmiddle" /></a></li>
<li><a href="http://whitepeoplerappingpoorly.tumblr.com/">White People Rapping Poorly</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/fair-funky-see-fox-news-anchor-bret-baier-perform-rappers-delight/">Fox News Anchor Bret Baier Perform ‘Rapper’s Delight’</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Watch-Some-Dude-Rap-The-Plot-Of-Con-Air-22862.html">Watch Some Dude Rap The Plot Of Con Air</a></li>
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<p><strong>If I Had a Dollar<br />
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<li><a href="http://foodbeast.com/content/2011/01/13/jansport-burrito-bag/">Backpack With Insulated Burrito Compartment</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1346117/For-sale-A-BMW-car-handles-like-brick--Chinese-artist-hoping-80-000.html">The BMW sports car that&#8217;s made entirely out of bricks</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/big-gay-car-alarm/">Big Gay Car Alarm</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/mcdonalds-canoe-thru/">McDonalds Canoe-Thru</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/the-inutz/">The iNutz</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/01/17/graphic-how-big-exactly-is-starbucks-new-trenta-size/">How big, exactly, is Starbucks’ new ‘Trenta’ size?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/40460">Whiskey in a can</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/e59b/">Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/34181749/chicken-noodle-soup-earrings">Chicken Noodle Soup Earrings</a></li>
<li><a href="http://publishingperspectives.com/2011/01/read-and-walk-at-the-same-time/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PublishingPerspectives+%28Publishing+Perspectives%29">App Lets You Read and Walk at the Same Time</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8272922/US-restaurant-to-offer-African-lion-tacos.html">US restaurant to offer African lion tacos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/entertainment/flavor-flav-opens-chicken-franchise-dpgoh-20110126-fc_11587583">Flavor Flav Opens Chicken Franchise</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>That&#8217;s The Sound of a Pea Rolling Around an Empty Skull</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8258540/Fox-shoots-hunter-in-Belarus.html">Fox shoots hunter in Belarus</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/109750/school-sends-pre-dawn-robocall-dad-returns-favor.html">School Sends Pre-Dawn Robocall, Dad Returns Favor</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3350255/Dog-eats-mans-ear-after-row.html">Dog Eats Man&#8217;s Ear After Row</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2011/01/video-liberty-universitys-hunt-for-a-gay-cure-101.html">Video: Liberty University&#8217;s &#8216;Hunt For A Gay Cure 101&#8242;</a></li>
<li><a href="http://io9.com/5735705/moscow-man-builds-2012-survival-pod-for-80000-on-abandoned-chicken-farm">Moscow man builds 2012 survival ark on abandoned chicken farm</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/river-rescue-as-sex-toy-ditches-rider-20110117-19sra.html">River rescue as sex toy ditches rider</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3354279/A-MANAGER-at-Kew-Gardens-has-quit-after-being-exposed-as-a-hooker.html">Kew Gardens Manager Digs Being a Seedy Tart</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/canada-bans-classic-dires-straits-song-from-the-radio-2011-1">Canada Bans Classic Dire Straits Song From The Radio</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/110022/monk-caught-smuggling-nuns-remains.html">Monk Caught Smuggling Nun&#8217;s Remains</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/17/octomom-sex-tape-fetish-video-diaper-porn-nadya-suleman/">Octomom Whips It in Fetish Video</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/18/christina-hendricks-loses-diamond-bracelet/">Christina Hendricks Loses $850,000 Diamond Bracelet</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12220886">Colombia police catch drug-smuggling pigeon</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/110030/man-shoots-friend-for-eating-his-cake.html">Man Shoots Friend for Eating His Cake</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/110156/drug-seeking-burglars-snort-man-dogs-ashes.html">Drug-Seeking Burglars Snort Man, Dog Ashes</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/04/05/top-secret-data-on-aegis-destroyers-accidentally-leaked-in-porn-swap/">Top-secret data on Aegis destroyers accidentally leaked in “porn swap”</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/21/hubert-blackman-says-hook_n_812059.html">Man Says Hooker Did Not Spend Enough Time, Sues For $1.8M</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/national-crystal-meth-hallucination-league/">National Crystal Meth Hallucination League</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/110258/tourist-sues-vegas-escort-service-for-illegal-act.html">Tourist Sues Vegas Escort Service for &#8216;Illegal Act&#8217;</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-talk-green-bay-packers-necktie-01220110124,0,3675743.story">Car salesman fired for sporting a Packers tie</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/25/miriam-smith-killed-dog-f_n_813583.html">Dog Killed For Chewing On Bible: Hanged Pit Bull From Tree, Burned it To Death</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/brooklyn_worker_killed_in_tortilla_AeOwLvGmAHzG7u866yKNHJ">Brooklyn worker killed in tortilla-mixer horror</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/110733/cops-sues-after-being-forced-to-shave-for-obama.html">Cop Sues After Being Forced to Shave for Obama</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-woman-allegedly-mows-down-cousin-after-man-refuses-her-facebook-friend-/">Woman Allegedly Mows Down Man Who Refuses Her Facebook Friend Request</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Miscellaneous Miscellany</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.ehow.com/how_6546023_rid-smegma.html?utm_source=outbrain&amp;utm_medium=test11">How to Get Rid of Smegma</a></li>
<li><a href="http://madmikesamerica.com/2011/01/help-us-build-the-foxtionary/">Help us build the Foxtionary</a> <img title="A Tip of the Hat" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/hattip.png" border="0" alt="A Tip of the Hat" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="68" height="16" align="texttop" /> (<a href="http://www.leftwingnutjob.blogspot.com/">It&#8217;s My Right to Be Left of Center</a>)</li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/hitler-trick-bike/">Hitler Trick Bike</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3355930/Mystery-illness-is-orgasm-allergy.html">Mystery Illness an Orgasm Allergy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/01/18/german-police-rescue-drunk-owl/">German police rescue drunk owl</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/21/hickey-stroke-love-bit-paralyzes-woman-_n_812286.html">Hickey Paralyzes Woman</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/01/21/femen.topless.protest/index.html">Topless feminist protesters show what they&#8217;re made of</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110121/ap_on_fe_st/eu_odd_cell_phone_in_crocodile">Croc gulps phone, starts ringing</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12259126">Scots government bid to overturn US haggis ban</a></li>
<li><a href="http://rahmenemanuel.tumblr.com/">Rahmen Emanuel</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>The Japanese are Funny That Way</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.weirdexistence.com/hentai-girls/#z1?utm_source=avalanchers.com&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=avalanchers">Japanese are Masters to Draw Provocative Girls</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/14/japanese-men-losing-sex-d_n_809271.html">Japanese Teens, Married Couples Losing Sex Drive</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.weirdexistence.com/some-really-weird-photos-from-japan/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=avalanchers">Weird Photos From Japan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.stellasmagazine.com/wtf-toys-from-japan/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=avalanchers">WTF Toys from Japan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2011/01/21/homemade-japanese-transformers-/">Homemade Japanese Transformers Inexplicably Don&#8217;t Win TV Contest</a></li>
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<p><strong>The Will Robinson Memorial Robot Fiesta</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/01/university-researchers-create-networked-flying-robots-build-complex-structures/">Networked flying robots that build complex structures</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/robot-juggles-ping-pong-balls/">Robot Juggles Ping Pong Balls</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/20/jeopardy-robot-apocalypse_n_811783.html#s224335&amp;title=Jeopardy_Robots">&#8216;Jeopardy&#8217; Robots &amp; 7 Other Signs We&#8217;re Doomed In A Robot Apocalypse</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.spike.com/blog/50-ways-to-update/93244">50 Ways to Update RoboCop for the 21st Century</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.beautifullife.info/art-works/robots-sculptures-by-gordon-bennett/">Robots Sculptures by Gordon Bennett</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/new-humanoid-robot/">New Humanoid Robot</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/every-jesus-sighting-ever">Every Jesus Sighting Ever</a></li>
<li><a href="http://videogum.com/266712/why-we-need-a-christian-dictator/politics/">Why We Need A Christian Dictator</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaDmsxx3mXM&amp;feature=player_embedded">Jokes For Jesus!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://onkneesforjesus.blogspot.com/">Showing Christ&#8217;s Love</a></li>
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		<description><![CDATA[A random round up of  weird, odd, WTF articles. This week: Sarah Palin's dirty panties, sexpot spy Anna Chapman, trombone titties, Simpson family porn, exploding vibrators, the woman who set a crotch on fire, farts in a jar, cheese and potatoes in space, a Phillip K. Dick robot, and stuff about Japan, robots, and Jesus.]]></description>
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<strong>The <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Best</span> Worst Political Stuff on Earth</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://wonkette.com/430791/airport-bookstore-explains-everything">Airport Bookstore Explains Everything</a></li>
<li><a href="http://wonkette.com/417273/creepy-guy-in-van-has-ideas-for-killing-everyone">Creepy Guy In Van Has Ideas For Killing Everyone</a></li>
<li><a href="http://wonkette.com/418397/dont-touch-sarah-palins-soiled-panties">Hands Off Sarah Palin’s Soiled Panties</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18945_6-presidential-secrets-your-history-teacher-didnt-mention.html">Presidential Secrets Your History Teacher Didn&#8217;t Mention</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gawker.com/5726698/jesus-lady-disrupts-congress-reading-of-the-constitution">Jesus Lady Disrupts Congress, Reading of the Constitution</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2509/1/">Congressional Freshmen</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/xxfactor/archive/2008/10/21/my-own-private-sarah-palin-love-doll.aspx?wpisrc=obnetwork">My Own Private Sarah Palin Love Doll</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/01/10/obama-and-palin-archie-617-preview/">Obama &amp; Palin Clobber Archie &amp; Reggie</a></li>
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<p><strong>Bring the Sexy<br />
</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/trutv/dumbest-things-to-do-with-your-clothes-off-thn">10 Dumbest Things To Do With Your Clothes Off</a> <a title="Not Safe For Work" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSFW"><img title="Not Safe For Work" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/nsfw3.png" border="0" alt="Not Safe For Work" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="42" height="15" align="absmiddle" /></a></li>
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<li><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2011/01/10/2011-01-10_nude_housekeeper_on_trial_for_murdering_paralegal_for_getting_too_rough_during_s.html">Nude housekeeper on trial for murdering paralegal for getting &#8216;too rough&#8217; during steamy tryst</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/streaker-fail/">Streaker FAIL!</a> <a title="Not Safe For Work" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSFW"><img title="Not Safe For Work" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/nsfw3.png" border="0" alt="Not Safe For Work" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="42" height="15" align="absmiddle" /></a></li>
<li><a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/01/topless_dancers_do_their_part.html?mid=partnerfeed">Topless Dancers Do Their Part to Clean Up Snow</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/belly-flop-fun">Horsey Time</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.uncoached.com/2011/01/12/weird-sexual-fetishes/">Five Incredibly Wacko Sexual Fetishes</a></li>
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<p><strong>I Smell Stupid People</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_4090" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 262px"><strong><a href="http://www.stellasmagazine.com/funny-looking-people/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=avalanchers"><img class="size-full wp-image-4090" title="flowerguy" src="http://omnipotentpoobah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/flowerguy.png" alt="I Feel So Pretty" width="252" height="318" /></a></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">I FEEL SO PRETTY, I FEEL SO GAAAAAY - Click photo for more &gt;&gt;</p></div>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/01/02/2011-01-02_garbage_pile_saves_man_who_tried_to_commit_suicide_in_midtown_.html">Garbage pile saves man who tried to commit suicide </a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jan/02/anna-nicole-smith-the-opera-turnage-conrad">Anna Nicole: the opera</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/02/michael-hilling-drowns-in-lake-michigan-trying-to-retrieve-girlf/">Man Drowns Trying to Retrieve Girlfriend&#8217;s Water Bottle</a></li>
<li><a href="http://jonathanturley.org/2010/01/27/doh-man-arrested-for-possession-of-pornographic-images-of-marge-simpson/">D’oh! Man Arrested For Pornographic Images of The Simpson Children</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/01/paula-abdul-julie-chen-i-have-a-brain/">Paula Abdul Insists &#8216;I Have a Brain&#8217;</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/04/paul-bint-fraud-fake-bank_n_804434.html">Con Man Claims He Stole $3 Million, Slept With 2,500 Women</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/109059/saudi-arabia-arrests-vulture-as-israeli-spy.html">Saudi Arabia Arrests Vulture as Israeli Spy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://egotvonline.com/2010/12/31/mugshots-of-2010/">Best Mugshots of 2010</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/05/polygamist-pummeled-by-first-and-second-wives-for-planning-fifth/">Polygamist Pummeled by Wives for Planning Fifth Marriage</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gawker.com/5726271/snooki-is-building-an-empire?skyline=true&amp;s=i">Snooki Is Building an Empire</a></li>
<li><a href="http://jezebel.com/5726839/divorce-court-judge-rules-that-couple-are-morons">Divorce Court Judge Rules That Couple Are Morons</a></li>
<li><a href="http://jalopnik.com/5725316/this-woman-blamed-xanax-shortage-for-crashing-into-bike-cop">This Woman Blamed &#8220;Xanax Shortage&#8221; For Crashing Into Bike Cop</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news/Waseca-Man-Charged-in-Attempted-Sex-Toy-Bombing-jan-6-2011">Man Gives Ex Explosive-Rigged Vibrator</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/851950-drunk-driver-i-am-escorting-my-lonely-goat-on-a-date-officer">Drunk driver: I am escorting my lonely goat on a date, officer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/police-taser-camel-with-behavior-problem-2011-01-03-1.337223">Police taser camel with behavior problem</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/10/marlon-brandos-outrageous-excuse-for-missing-charlie-sheens-birthday-party_n_807041.html">Marlon Brando&#8217;s Excuse For Missing Charlie Sheen&#8217;s Birthday Party</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/old-british-couple-fight/">Old British Couple Fight</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/05/oops-prince-henrik-of-denmark-suffers-wardrobe-malfunction/">Oops! Royal Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction</a></li>
<li>
<div><a href="http://www.vidiload.com/video/103347/Fat_Woman_Killed_Her_Boyfriend_By_Sitting_On_Him/">Fat Woman Killed Boyfriend By Sitting On Him</a></div>
</li>
<li>
<div><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/01/13/2011-01-13_man_charged_with_necrophilia_insists_he_didnt_know_she_was_dead_cops.html">Man charged with necrophilia; insists he had no idea woman was dead</a></div>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Nipponesque</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.barnorama.com/only-in-japan/">Only in Japan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Business/record-number-deaths-spur-japanese-funeral-industry/story?id=12526337&amp;page=1">Record Deaths Spur Hotel for the Dead</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bored-night.com/index.php/Places/Japanese-Wet-Roller-Coaster.html?utm_source=wahoha.com&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=wahoha">Japanese Wet Roller Coaster</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.stellasmagazine.com/wtf-toys-from-japan/">WTF Toys from Japan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_159_18-classic-movies-if-theyd-been-made-in-japan/">Classic Movies, If They&#8217;d Been Made in Japan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/8257400/Third-of-young-Japanese-men-not-interested-in-sex.html">Third of young Japanese men not interested in sex</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>The Insane to the Infame</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/40208">Hot Slut Of The Day</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/30/job-interview-questions_n_802658.html#s217040&amp;title=undefined">Hard Job Interview Questions From Google, Goldman Sachs</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lahontanvalleynews.com/article/20110104/NEWS/110109969/1055&amp;ParentProfile=1045">People express sadness with Shoe Tree cutting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8083950/Man-from-Ecuador-snores-his-way-to-win-Spains-first-siesta-championship.html">Man from Ecuador snores his way to first siesta championship</a></li>
<li><a href="http://egotvonline.com/2011/01/05/obnoxious-kid-stuck-at-the-airport/">Obnoxious Kid Stuck At The Airport</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gawker.com/5714693/woman-arrested-for-setting-boyfriends-crotch-on-fire">Woman Arrested for Setting Boyfriend&#8217;s Crotch on Fire</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gawker.com/5713245/eiffel-tower-tourists-treated-to-enormous-snow-penis">Eiffel Tower Tourists Treated to Enormous Snow Penis</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7367781.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+houstonchronicle/metro+%28chron.com+-+Houston+%26+Texas%29">Ship Channel cleanup of animal fat nears completion</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2011/jan/05/060831/shift-of-earths-magnetic-north-pole-impacts-tampa-/">Shift of Earth&#8217;s magnetic north pole affects Tampa airport</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/07/hitler-mocking-dog-nazis_n_805695.html">Jackie, Hitler-Mocking Dog Enraged Nazis, Say New Documents</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.dont-panic.co.uk/girl-made-of-rubber-zlata-the-incredible/">Girl made of rubber – Zlata the incredible</a></li>
<li><a href="http://cityrag.com/2011/01/4-kickass-penguins/penguin-knighthood/">King of Norway Gives Penguin a Knighthood</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.takepart.com/news/2011/01/10/welcome-to-reconvilier-pay-your-taxes-or-we-kill-your-dog">Pay Your Tax or We Kill Your Dog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2011/01/ancient-tech-fr.php">Ancient tech from the &#8217;80s explained by iPod-era children</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/852050-rocket-carries-cheese-into-space">Rocket carries cheese into space</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/847710-potato-launched-into-space-dressed-as-santa">Potato launched into space dressed as Santa</a></li>
<li><a href="http://consumerist.com/2011/01/southwest-pilot-holds-plane-for-murder-victims-family.html">Southwest Pilot Holds Plane For Murdered Child&#8217;s Family</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/11/storing-farts-in-a-jar-drinking-urine-and-other-medical-odditie/">Storing Farts in a Jar, Drinking Urine and Other Medical Oddities</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Savior Sightings<br />
</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Christmas-Tree-Jesus-112456819.html">Couple Sees Jesus in Their Christmas Tree</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.krqe.com/dpps/news/strange/Copy_of_Toledo-man-sees-Christ--Virgin-Mary-in-Christmas-candy_3680036">Man sees Christ, Virgin Mary in Christmas candy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFchkUFzqg&amp;feature=fvw">A &#8216;Cheetos&#8217; Jesus</a> <img title="A Tip of the Hat" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/hattip.png" border="0" alt="A Tip of the Hat" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="68" height="16" align="texttop" /> to Jr. Poobah Janice</li>
<li><a href="http://www.wotv.com/dpps/news/strange/woman-recreates-da-vincis-last-supper-with-lint-ob11-jgr_3697134">Woman recreates &#8216;Last Supper&#8217; with lint</a></li>
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<p class="zemanta-related-title"><strong>Crass Commercialism</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.statesman.com/news/local/super-big-gulp-fan-says-7-eleven-duping-1161022.html">Big Gulp fan says 7-Eleven duping the public out of 4 ounces</a></li>
<li><a href="http://webecoist.com/2009/05/08/10-weird-and-gross-ingredients-in-processed-food/">Weird and Gross Ingredients in Processed Food</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/guess-poo/">Guess Poo?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8235877/Bargain-hunters-enjoy-stripped-down-offer.html">Bargain hunters enjoy stripped down offer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gawker.com/5726873/this-underwear-comes-with-a-penis-in-it">This Underwear Comes with a Penis In It</a></li>
<li><a href="http://lifehacker.com/5726455/diy-twitter+powered-coffee-pot">DIY Twitter-Powered Coffee Pot</a></li>
<li><a href="http://snazzynapper.com/">The Snazzy Napper</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lumigram.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=1&amp;products_id=118">Luminous Fiber Optics Pants</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.stellasmagazine.com/anti-fart-ads/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=avalanchers">Anti Fart Ads</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/62432542/orange-tiger-catbutt-earrings?ref=sr_list_11&amp;ga_search_query=butts&amp;ga_search_type=handmade&amp;ga_page=&amp;order=&amp;includes[0]=tags&amp;includes[1]=title&amp;filter[0]=handmade">Orange Tiger Catbutt Earrings</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.photoblip.com/pictures/976/the-stock-market-is-so-bad-supermarkets-are-starting-to-sell-everything-possible.html">Stock Market So Bad Supermarkets Are Selling Everything</a></li>
<li><a href="http://consumerist.com/2011/01/man-says-penis-enlarger-never-worked-even-after-500-hours-of-use.html">Man Says Penis Enlarger Never Worked, Even After 500 Hours Of Use</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/electronic-cereal-boxes/">Electronic Cereal Boxes</a></li>
</ul>
<p class="zemanta-related-title"><strong>Mechanically Yours</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://funguerilla.com/the-most-beautiful-robots-anyone-would-like-to-date/2/">Beautiful Robots Anyone Would Like to Date</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/giant-robot-famicom-car/">Giant Robot Famicom Car</a></li>
<li><a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2011/01/legs-on-with-cy.php">Cyberdyne&#8217;s mind-controlled robotic exoskeleton</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/phillip-k-dick-robot/">Phillip K. Dick Robot</a></li>
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<p><strong>Listing Like the Titanic</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.thebestcolleges.org/7-generous-college-donations-with-insane-strings-attached/">7 Generous College Donations With Insane Strings Attached</a> <em>Note: The Littlest Poobah goes to <a class="zem_slink" title="California State Polytechnic University, Pomona" rel="homepage" href="http://www.csupomona.edu/">Cal Poly Pomona</a></em></li>
<li><a href="http://blog.keepio.com/2010/11/10-really-bizarre-collections/">10 Really Bizarre Collection</a></li>
<li><a title="Permanent Link to 10 Hottest Women CEOs" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.popcrunch.com/10-hottest-women-ceos/">10 Hottest Women CEOs</a></li>
<li><a title="Permanent Link to 10 Celebrities Who Named Their Children When They Were High" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.popcrunch.com/10-celebrities-who-named-their-children-when-they-were-high/">10 Celebrities Who Named Their Children When They Were High</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.indyposted.com/144355/the-10-strangest-stories-of-2010-daftas-award-winners-announced-videos/"> </a><a href="http://www.indyposted.com/144355/the-10-strangest-stories-of-2010-daftas-award-winners-announced-videos/">Strangest Stories of 2010; DAFTAS Awards</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96875.aspx">10 Strangest Animal Incidents</a></li>
<li><a href="http://manofest.com/Content/top-10-emergency-alternatives-for-toilet-paper.html">10 Emergency Alternatives For Toilet Paper</a></li>
<li><a title="Permanent Link to 15 of the Craziest Cults" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.popcrunch.com/15-of-the-craziest-cults/">15 of the Craziest Cults</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/101-famous-atheists">101 Famous Atheists</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.indyposted.com/145217/the-10-most-ridiculous-records-set-in-2010/">10 Most Ridiculous Records Set in 2010</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theadrenalines.com/2010/12/7-most-bizarre-sports-rituals-in-world.html">7 Most Bizarre Sports Rituals in the World</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/28/stupid-crime-really-doesnt-pay-2010s-dumbest-criminals/">2010&#8242;s Dumbest Criminals</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.heavy.com/action/girls/2010/11/20-hottest-girls-in-bikinis-doing-handstands/">20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands</a> <a title="Not Safe For Work" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSFW"><img title="Not Safe For Work" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/nsfw3.png" border="0" alt="Not Safe For Work" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="42" height="15" align="absmiddle" /></a></li>
<li><a href="http://weburbanist.com/2010/12/19/poop-culture-11-examples-of-excellent-excrement-art/">11 Examples Of Excellent Excrement Art</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>2010 &#8211; The Last Gasp of Naked Capitalism</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978809415">“DikiLeaks” Condom Now Available</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.shopphag.com/what-would-jesus-wear.html">What Would Jesus Wear?</a></li>
<li>
<div>
<div><a href="http://www.glamour.com/health-fitness/blogs/vitamin-g/2010/12/weird-spa-treatment-youve-neve.html">Vaginal Steam Baths&#8211;Coming to a Spa Near You?</a></div>
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<li>
<div>
<div><a title="Permanent Link to Worst Car Dealer Ad Ever!" rel="bookmark" href="http://uniquedaily.com/2010/12/worst-car-dealer-ad-ever/">Worst Car Dealer Ad Ever!</a></div>
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</li>
<li>
<div>
<div><a href="http://www.newser.com/story/108430/cell-phone-condoms-charm-chinese-teens.html">Cell Phone Condoms Charm Chinese Teens</a></div>
</div>
</li>
<li>
<div>
<div><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/30/french-aristocrats-debut-luxury-condoms/">French Aristocrats Debut &#8216;Luxury&#8217; Condoms</a></div>
</div>
</li>
<li>
<div>
<div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eUZ0-_6LqY&amp;feature=player_embedded">Lipton Brisk Machete</a></div>
</div>
</li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2010/12/beer-can-fail/">Beerkakke</a></li>
<li><a href="https://teabaglamp.myshopify.com/products/teabag-lamp">Tea Bag Lamp</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>WTF are These People Thinking?</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/850687-swiss-bank-tells-staff-what-underwear-to-wear">Bank orders women to wear loose skirts &amp; flesh-coloured underwear</a></li>
<li><a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/jets_coach_rex_ryan_and_his_wi.html?f=most-commented-intel-7d5">Jets Coach and His Wife Star in Online Foot-Fetish Videos</a></li>
<li><a title="Permanent Link to Woman Addicted To Eating Toilet Paper" rel="bookmark" href="http://uniquedaily.com/2010/12/woman-addicted-to-eating-toilet-paper/">Woman Addicted To Eating Toilet Paper</a></li>
<li><a id="title_permalink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/22/truffle-shooting-french-farmer-jail_n_800204.html">French Farmer Jailed In Fatal Shooting Over Truffles</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/22/anna-chapman-joins-putins_n_800406.html">Anna Chapman Joins Putin&#8217;s Russian Youth Group</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/news/german-airports-hire-clowns-to-entertain-stranded-travelers-dpgonc-20101220-fc_11150988">Airports Hire Clowns to Entertain Stranded Travelers</a></li>
<li><a href="http://wonder-tonic.com/whospoopingontwitter/">Who&#8217;s Pooping on Twitter?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/12/17/5670822-not-without-my-blow-dryer-reality-show-uncovers-strange-addictions">Reality show uncovers strange addictions</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/24/police-jerome-taylor-tried-to-rob-connecticut-restaurant-with-i/">Man Tries to Rob Restaurant With iPhone</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3315242/Mean-boss-has-staff-hypnotised-into-thinking-theyre-warm.html">Mean Boss Warms Workers by Hypnotism</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/27/anthony-rapoport-beat-aun_n_801673.html">Man Beats Aunt To Death With Baseball Bat On Christmas</a></li>
<li><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong></strong></span><a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/DN-pastortheft_28met.ART.State.Edition2.14774d6.html">Pastor denies burglarizing congregant&#8217;s house</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-meth-cab-passenger-20101226,0,7404452.story">$450K in drugs found on man passed out in taxi</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2010/12/mr-wtf/">Mr. WTF</a></li>
<li><a title="Permanent Link to Mrs. WTF" rel="bookmark" href="http://uniquedaily.com/2010/12/mrs-wtf/">Mrs. WTF</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpps/news/plane-passenger-punched-teen-who-refused-to-switch-off-iphone-dpgonc-20101229-fc_11239225">Plane Passenger Punched Teen Who Refused to Switch Off iPhone</a></li>
<li><a href="http://current.com/news/92893771_elmhurst-illinois-wants-to-make-eye-rolling-illegal.htm">Elmhurst, Illinois Wants To Make Eye Rolling Illegal</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/12/man-strips-va-airport-checkpoint-protest/">Man strips at Va. airport checkpoint in protest</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.kansascity.com/2010/12/30/2551869/nursing-student-expelled-for-posting.html">Nursing Student Expelled for posing with placenta</a></li>
<li>
<div>
<div><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1342985/Female-Chinese-students-resort-eating-roundworm-eggs-ensure-look-job-interviews.html">Students eat roundworm eggs to look thin for job interviews</a></div>
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</li>
<li>
<div>
<div><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1343078/Jersey-Shores-Snooki-welcomes-2011-like-hamster.html">Snooki welcomes in 2011 &#8216;like a hamster&#8217;</a></div>
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</li>
<li><a href="http://uniquedaily.com/2011/01/shes-so-talented/">She’s So Talented</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Jesus Sightings</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.cfnews13.com/article/news/2010/december/186583/Woman-sees-face-of-Jesus-on-pistachio-nut">Woman sees face of Jesus on pistachio nut</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/29/jesus-sightings-2010-year-ends-in-piece-of-candy-in-toledo/">Year Ends in a Piece of Candy</a></li>
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<p><strong>The Decade in Sex</strong></p>
<ul>
<li> <a id="title_permalink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/30/former-playmate-izabella-_n_802754.html">Former Playmate Tells All About Sex With &#8216;Dead Fish&#8217; Hugh Hefner</a></li>
<li><a href="http://thedailyblender.blogspot.com/2010/12/shocking-dance-during-live-tv-show-in.html">Shocking Dance During Live TV Show</a> <a title="Not Safe For Work" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSFW"><img title="Not Safe For Work" src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/omnipotentpoobah/nsfw3.png" border="0" alt="Not Safe For Work" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="42" height="15" align="absmiddle" /></a></li>
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