Randomness: No Surprise Style

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird, funny, stupid, and wtf articles. This week: Coochie-Coochie says Madonna has diarrhea, Paula Deen flies of phalluses, drunken autoeroticism, stallion semen energy drinks, monkeys bathing in yellow snow, Michael Fassbender gives horses hard-ons, Slut Soup, and Rent-a-Grave.

Randomness: Bad Idea Style

This week: infinte rectums, C-section Midge, Norwegina snot rockets, deep fried Nutella, Adopt-a-Terrorist, Mormons and fruit flies, Vagina burgers, the Congressman one the prowl for transgendered babes, PMS wristbands, King’s Speech shot on a gay porn set, and more.

Randomness: Oddity Hall-O-Fame

This week in randomness: A woman fends off tiger with a soup ladle, the Phil Collins Day Parade, an Amish Bernie Madoff, Belgians strip for politics, baddies steal a man’s leg while a flying dildo bloodies a man’s face, mice up the rectum, gay beer, and Michele Bachmann’s elevator fart.

Randomness: Random-a-Palooza Style

This week in randomness: condom disappearences, man eats baby, an airlines passenger mutiny, cock stabs man, mayor Harry Baals, Clap Off-Bra, plastic rice, transexual flight attendants, and Mick Jagger’s dick.