Diplomacy: Dick-Tators in Far Off Lands

Egyptians are in the streets, Mubarak sits in the Presidential palace, and recriminations are flying thick. Depending upon who you ask, the US response has been terrible or a masterstroke of careful modulation. However, it’s hard to parse our response while the event is still going on. It’s akin to full analysis of Green Bay’s and Pittsburgh’s play a minute into the first quarter.

Randomness: Religious Porn Style

This week in Randomness: trading porn for Bibles, clevage vs. novacaine, Cuba’s out of TP, Julian Assange’s leaky condom, rappin’ ’bout Mubarak, a dildo-wielding bill skipper, the crotch wash toilet, and an unlucky suicide bomber.

Randomness: So We Don’t Think You Have Talent

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird, funny, stupid, and wtf articles. This week: people with no talent whatsoever, iNutz, African lion tacos, burrito backpacks, Canada bans Dire Staits, Octomom whips it, how to get rid of smegma, orgasm allergies, overturning the haggis ban, and cops rescue a drunken owl.

Randomness: Ideological Style

A random round up of weird, odd, WTF articles. This week: Sarah Palin’s dirty panties, sexpot spy Anna Chapman, trombone titties, Simpson family porn, exploding vibrators, the woman who set a crotch on fire, farts in a jar, cheese and potatoes in space, a Phillip K. Dick robot, and stuff about Japan, robots, and Jesus.

Randomness: Listing Like the Titanic Style

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird, funny, stupid, and wtf articles. This week: famous atheists, beerkake, who’s pooping on Twitter, Anna Chapman news, Jesus on a pistachio, a girl with two vaginas, and a giant cauliflower sheep. Have a wierd New Year!